OKCupid Profile For “Supreme_Pancake”

I am in unfathomable anguish. Every lucid moment of my life I spend lamenting the perversity and enormous absurdity of my continued existence. I am a mockery of Nature and of the God who willed Nature to be. I am less than the nothing that was before He created the heavens and the earth.

Everybody Loves Bacon

"Oh, let's not talk about husbands, Suzy. Let's for once just spend a conversation between two women together and not have it be about some man, wouldn't that be nice? I know, let's talk about bacon."